Post by Crusty Salad on Aug 22, 2011 17:25:02 GMT -5
THE YOGURT RUMP? ...REALLY?
We aim to be a peaceful, fun, friendly place here in TYR. We celebrate each others birthdays; dance under the moonlight; paint other peoples mail; and hold our annual seal clubbing competition sometime in October.
But what sets us apart from other E-Feds you may have come across during your long, exhausting search for the E-Home of your dreams?
Well, for one we don't like animal cruelty. It's wrong and shouldn't be promoted under any circumstance.
Secondly I'm not the kind of person who wants this place to feel like a job. And I don't expect any of you to feel that way either. Can't post an RP because penguins have seized control of your ambitions and locked them away in a safe with some cheese-strings and an old toenail? That's fine, just as long as you let me know beforehand. But we'll explore that more in the Rules section. (There may be more than one toenail)
But I hear you asking (Seriously, I can hear you) who in the green haddock runs this place? And why should I trust him?
Well, you shouldn't trust me. For all you know I could be an 8ft woman with a club foot, a beard, the voice of a chihuahua, and a determination to make sure the entire population of the world is unable to legally butter a slice of bread without filling out several forms. But I'm not. Or am I? No, I'm not.
But I could be.
I have experience in running E-Feds from the past (And the future too, as it turns out). My last E-Fed was going for 3 whole years before the police arrived. So you should know that I'm not starting this place up just to close it down again a month from now.
I like to try and keep a good morale, but I know I'm unable to do that all by myself, so if you could refrain from moaning if you lose a match and stealing other peoples pots of pee that'd be swell. But again, more on that in the Rules section.
There isn't a whole lot more to say without asking for your credit card details. So if you like the looks of this little place then please do sign up and help yourself to cocoa. No not that cocoa! Idiot!
Now, grab that apron and meet me downstairs in 26 minutes for pottery training.
Thank you for taking the time to read this. It meant a great deal to me.
We aim to be a peaceful, fun, friendly place here in TYR. We celebrate each others birthdays; dance under the moonlight; paint other peoples mail; and hold our annual seal clubbing competition sometime in October.
But what sets us apart from other E-Feds you may have come across during your long, exhausting search for the E-Home of your dreams?
Well, for one we don't like animal cruelty. It's wrong and shouldn't be promoted under any circumstance.
Secondly I'm not the kind of person who wants this place to feel like a job. And I don't expect any of you to feel that way either. Can't post an RP because penguins have seized control of your ambitions and locked them away in a safe with some cheese-strings and an old toenail? That's fine, just as long as you let me know beforehand. But we'll explore that more in the Rules section. (There may be more than one toenail)
But I hear you asking (Seriously, I can hear you) who in the green haddock runs this place? And why should I trust him?
Well, you shouldn't trust me. For all you know I could be an 8ft woman with a club foot, a beard, the voice of a chihuahua, and a determination to make sure the entire population of the world is unable to legally butter a slice of bread without filling out several forms. But I'm not. Or am I? No, I'm not.
But I could be.
I have experience in running E-Feds from the past (And the future too, as it turns out). My last E-Fed was going for 3 whole years before the police arrived. So you should know that I'm not starting this place up just to close it down again a month from now.
I like to try and keep a good morale, but I know I'm unable to do that all by myself, so if you could refrain from moaning if you lose a match and stealing other peoples pots of pee that'd be swell. But again, more on that in the Rules section.
There isn't a whole lot more to say without asking for your credit card details. So if you like the looks of this little place then please do sign up and help yourself to cocoa. No not that cocoa! Idiot!
Now, grab that apron and meet me downstairs in 26 minutes for pottery training.
Thank you for taking the time to read this. It meant a great deal to me.
